{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Realistically, future archaeologists will probably figure out quite readily that you had yourself buried with a bunch of weird,...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/709906115635363840/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://prokopetz.tumblr.com/post/709879158346514432/realistically-future-archaeologists-will-probably\" target=\"_blank\">prokopetz</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Realistically, future archaeologists will probably figure out quite readily that you had yourself buried with a bunch of weird, anachronistic junk in an effort to deliberately confuse future archaeologists.</p><p>There is, however, a reasonably good chance that they&rsquo;ll invent a whole religion out of thin air to explain <b>why</b> it was important for you to confuse future archaeologists.</p></blockquote>"}