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seeing names/words on license plates fills me with inexplicable glee ill pass by a car that says like. mildred. & just start screaming

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one time i was behind a car with a plate that said like luvbug or some shit & i was like Oh Fuck Yes & then on the way home i somehow wound up behind the Same Car & i was like oh my god oh jesus christ yes. once i saw a plate that said PROTEIN & i almost crashed my car

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I saw this one a while ago:

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Oh I have SO many of these!!!! Virginia has the highest number of vanity tags in the US and I have SO much proof.

(These are all photos I personally took, except one which I\u2019ll mention)

Here\u2019s one of my personal faves, could not agree more:

Then we got this one, I did not see the person who owns this car but I feel like I know what they\u2019re like:

(note, my brother insisted that this could also read Dark Nigel, which is way funnier to be fair)

I saw all four of these in the parking lot of the grocery store all near one another:

Some of the plates have symbols or letters on the plate itself that they use like these:

(I didn\u2019t take the one on the right, but! The person w this car used to live in my neighborhood, I think I remember correctly that the dmv made them change it?)

Which. Hilarious considering this:

I hit image limit hold on I\u2019m gonna reblog this reblog

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Idk if you know, but Virginia has plates based on the no step on snek flag, and. The people who have those plates are almost always bad drivers, and many of them have hilarious vanity tags like:

Here are more of my faves:

You got:

TRANS: all-star. Trans rights. Love u

LYL BITZ: something I still say to myself for no reason. Lil bitz. So true.

1 IN TEN: mysterious. What does it mean?? There was nothing else on the car, no bumper stickers or cricut vinyl url on the car or anything. It haunts me a little

CRSSWRD: I also love crossword puzzles. Love this energy for you, whoever you are.

THICCC: self explanatory. I hope whoever this thiccc bihhh is, they\u2019re having a great day.

DRMAQUN: I have so many questions. Why is there a fox hunting plate? Why did they PICK the fox hunting plate?? I too am a drama queen tho, love it.

FISH LAW: I desperately hope this person is a fish lawyer. I don\u2019t know what that means exactly, but I know it amuses me.

BRONY: self explanatory. This was parked outside a GameStop. I respect the hustle, I assume it was not easy to get this canon plate


Okay I hit image limit again, I\u2019m only gonna post two more but they\u2019re my favorites

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Okay so. This tag. I saw this person at the gas station. The tag did not prepare me for the person who got out of this car. He looked like the Wes Anderson platonic ideal of the devil. He was wearing a red suit, a suede like fabric? A darker red shirt, super skinny black tie. The tiniest black circle frame sunglasses that still did absolutely cover his eyes. He had. I am not joking, a van dyke, pointy tip on the goatee and waxed moustache ends and all. I did not take a photo of him because 1) that\u2019s an invasion of privacy too far 2) he would have taken me back to Hell Which Is Real And Where He Lives with him.

And lastly. My number one vanity tag I\u2019ve ever seen of all time. Number one car plates, I give you:

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Fuck, dude, it sure is

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an absolute treasure I encountered outside the bay area recently

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I 100% thought that was \u201cDark Nigel\u201d to begin with and only realised it was maybe meant to be \u201cDark Angel\u201d after reading the caption.

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you and my brother have that in common.

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I love platespotting!! Here are some of my best

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a vanity plate that is very important to me: Twuck.

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saw this at a mini-con and honestly I\u2019m not sure what else i expected\u2026 (the entire car was similarly covered in spn/naruto decals)

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I DO THIS TOO LMAO here\u2019s some of my favs that I\u2019ve spotted around my area:

and my personal favorite:

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Finally, a post which allows me to post pics from my Stuff I Saw On Cars folder (mostly bumper stickers, but I do have a few good license plate photos):

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My personal favorite Virginia plate has to be \u201cI66 SUX,\u201d which I was stuck behind in stop and go traffic for about forty five minutes on\u2026I-66.

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