Oh yeah since like 2021 I’ve been periodically getting sharp, atrocious cramps in my abdomen all up to the flanks of the ribs – what I’m guessing this is is the old flat-footed locomotion engaged a significantly different chain of muscles and the muscles, blood vessels, nerves and lymphatic drainage lining my abdominal cavity grew accommodated to them and now it’s pinching.

The cramping sometimes starts at random times, but it consistently happens every time I orgasm or sit on the toilet and reach back to wipe my ass, which is funny.

I have some sense it’s getting better with time but it’s not clear how this is broken up into learning to move to not provoke it, learning what to flex to drive it off, fat loss reducing internal space conflicts, muscle gain inspiring further growth to support it in new configuration, or what.