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probablybadrpgideas:

Oh no, you also crit failed Banishment! Instead of its home plane, you send the monster (roll a d20):

  1. Three and a half inches to left of where it was originally
  2. Into the NC-17 version of this campaign
  3. Into one of those weird semiquasimicroelemental planes they had in plansescape, like the anchovy one or whatever
  4. Into an existential crisis regarding the possibility that major events of its life are based on D20 rolls
  5. Into your pantry where it eats all your nice cheese
  6. A strongly worded email
  7. Into a Family Guy style cutaway gag
  8. Back in time and it’s now fighting the level one versions of yourself.
  9. Forwards in time and in the big finale of the campaign it bursts out and punches you
  10. Sideways in time and in your shadowrun game halfway through it suddenly appears mid-job
  11. Right up your ass
  12. Into a training montage. You have one rendition of “eye of the tiger” to escape before it attacks you again while twice as tough
  13. On a blind date a nearby pit fiend
  14. To bed with no supper
  15. To its home plane but you accidentally leave the door open so it just comes right back
  16. Generic store-brought chocolate because you don’t know what gift it would like
  17. Straight to jail, which it easily escapes because its a powerful monster
  18. A heartwarming video about a kitten and puppy making friends
  19. On an all expenses paid vacation!
  20. Into the actual real world. Look out behind you!
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