tech columnists are the most gullible people on earth. the other night i had a disturbing two-hour conversation with a magic 8-ball. the other night i had a disturbing, two-hour conversation with a cootie catcher. the other night i had a disturbing, two-hour conversation with the characters in Façade (2005)
this is like astrology but for even more gullible people because at least with astrology there is someone involved in the process who is actively trying to make you believe things. this is like if you put on a finger puppet and did a silly voice of it reading you your horoscope and you believed That