{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team\nguard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing\u2014\nguard...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/709638247985332224/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://evilwizard.tumblr.com/post/709184955078623232/me-so-what-job-experience-do-you-guys-bring-to\" target=\"_blank\">evilwizard</a>:</p><blockquote><p>me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team</p><p>guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing\u2014</p><p>guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit</p><p>guard one: i killed jfk</p><p>guard two: he didn\u2019t</p></blockquote>"}