shrine to the prophet of americana

me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing— guard...

evilwizard:

me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team

guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing—

guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit

guard one: i killed jfk

guard two: he didn’t