{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "5 Tips To Resemble Being A Better Person in 2014 As A Psychopath", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/70963580914/", "html": "<a href=\"http://thecallus.tumblr.com/post/70927310886/5-tips-to-resemble-being-a-better-person-in-2014-as-a\">5 Tips To Resemble Being A Better Person in 2014 As A Psychopath</a>\n<p><a href=\"http://thecallus.tumblr.com/post/70927310886/5-tips-to-resemble-being-a-better-person-in-2014-as-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">thecallus</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p>In my Christmas tradition of self-improvement I\u2019ve provided a handy guide to being a psychopath for the holidays while passing in society as a perfectly viable human.</p>\n<p>1. <strong>Tip well.</strong> I don\u2019t ever use tips as an opportunity to tell a waiter or waitress that they did a good or bad job. Surly? 20%&hellip;.</p></blockquote>"}