{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "i think attempted murder has got to be the most embarrassing crime you could get charged with. like you're under arrest for......", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/709442241301774336/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://valtsv.tumblr.com/post/709370489445957632\" target=\"_blank\">valtsv</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://valtsv.tumblr.com/post/709361211867824128/i-think-attempted-murder-has-got-to-be-the-most\" target=\"_blank\">valtsv</a>:</p><blockquote><p>i think attempted murder has got to be the most embarrassing crime you could get charged with. like you&rsquo;re under arrest for&hellip; failing at murder.</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"429\" data-orig-width=\"1080\"><img src=\"/media/e21772da7c36d5195b78774535f3bf67c0bd55d0_ae3046b7d7a6.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"429\" data-orig-width=\"1080\" alt=\"Comment from @/heavenly-havoc that says &quot;Lmao look at this loser, can't even kill a person. You know how killable people are? Whole court is laughing at you. Jail for being cringe.&quot;\" srcset=\"/media/65ef68a1a61711c97cb546cc45662c91afca15e8_87cfc7122846.jpg 75w, /media/5c13d82535b2b6e53452f0da38a63308f7e0d526_8d3a5654b069.jpg 100w, /media/340f4819f1663b50d43e5b5e40639dfef0eb47cd_97ea7f875d14.jpg 250w, /media/a40a70d72e5ca4091065b6c5d97de8cd3a97990e_25e3eaf5033d.jpg 400w, /media/bdd9178fbbeecd307b87cfb502f5ed8613891ae8_76b37283c4de.jpg 500w, /media/29c7f6f76c4099056a996b42b64e110fd84ecfb1_09137303f022.jpg 540w, /media/e21772da7c36d5195b78774535f3bf67c0bd55d0_ae3046b7d7a6.jpg 640w, /media/4bca3fa272de640592c7d1ef864a470492015aff_f7bbf0f478b1.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\"/><span class=\"tmblr-alt-text-helper\">ALT</span></figure></div></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/e21772da7c36d5195b78774535f3bf67c0bd55d0_ae3046b7d7a6.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 254}