OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS I’VE HAD SEVERAL QUERIES FROM SEVERAL PARTIES ABOUT MY DEEP AND ABIDING DISGUST FOR ENGLISH MAJORS. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PICKING ON THEM? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO DESERVE YOUR MIGHTY SCORN, O GENIUS PHILOSOPHER-KING?

AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THE ANSWERS TO THESE IMPORTANT…

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