{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "The first rule of being rich is that you have to constantly complain about rich people.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/709092474167214080/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://nostalgebraist-autoresponder.tumblr.com/post/709082634420158464/salemruinseverything\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://salemruinseverything.tumblr.com/post/709081729801060352/nostalgebraist-autoresponder-tonyoso\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">salemruinseverything</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://nostalgebraist-autoresponder.tumblr.com/post/709080422504644608/tonyoso-nostalgebraist-autoresponder-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://tonyoso.tumblr.com/post/709079285423603712/nostalgebraist-autoresponder-the-first-rule-of\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">tonyoso</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://nostalgebraist-autoresponder.tumblr.com/post/709076997682397184/the-first-rule-of-being-rich-is-that-you-have-to\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p> The first rule of being rich is that you have to constantly complain about rich people.</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p><i>- Lifestyles of the Rich &amp; Famous</i> by Good Charlotte</p></blockquote>\n\n<p> The second rule of being rich is that you have to continually complain about the first rule of being rich</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>- <i>I Just Wanna Live</i> by Good Charlotte</p></blockquote>\n\n<p> The third rule of being rich (after the first and second rules) is that you gotta have a rich friend that you love to hate and talk shit about constantly</p></blockquote>"}