{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "What if that beaver from the gas station had sex? What would he be called then?", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/708952238742290432/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://muffinsupremacy.tumblr.com/post/708700801902772224/what-if-that-beaver-from-the-gas-station-had-sex\" target=\"_blank\">muffinsupremacy</a>:</p><blockquote><p>What if that beaver from the gas station had sex? What would he be called then?</p></blockquote>"}