{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "my phone keeps trying to correcy \"scared shitless\" to \"scared shirtless\" and i actually think that's lowkey funnier than the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/708637389958119424/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://valtsv.tumblr.com/post/708086627297361920\" target=\"_blank\">valtsv</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://valtsv.tumblr.com/post/708081420206292992/my-phone-keeps-trying-to-correc-scared-shitless\" target=\"_blank\">valtsv</a>:</p><blockquote><p>my phone keeps trying to correcy &ldquo;scared shitless&rdquo; to &ldquo;scared shirtless&rdquo; and i actually think that&rsquo;s lowkey funnier than the original</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"272\" data-orig-width=\"1080\"><img src=\"/media/e952eef7f0327712a5e2343d888735a06b162d17_163d098ad9c8.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"272\" data-orig-width=\"1080\" alt=\"tags from @/mahgck that say *SEES A BIG MONSTER* *MY GINORMOUS BAHONKAS BREAST OUT OF MY SHIRT BOOBILY*\" srcset=\"/media/b9cebcefe2ef7fdd90c3bcdbacd142bfc2fb5957_b53fe219fb1d.jpg 75w, /media/cb60f273da18e119bc00769cdb1a576945a5f6db_5ccf9428806b.jpg 100w, /media/cffba41635779135c849e0793cb2d268021882b0_b9b06bd0b9c1.jpg 250w, /media/c84dd6081e7a2c78ecf26f435b782a0e18208866_905ea1171914.jpg 400w, /media/dcebf7647417212a3d87531806ce82dd8137b982_fd7fc2bee184.jpg 500w, /media/7a34e0af3b71cae435b0f42d66e3835413842330_45d9c24f6680.jpg 540w, /media/e952eef7f0327712a5e2343d888735a06b162d17_163d098ad9c8.jpg 640w, /media/8bc07d7f919553ea433a55e9fe524e33f339f896_6e0e77b6d66a.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\"/><span class=\"tmblr-alt-text-helper\">ALT</span></figure></div></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/e952eef7f0327712a5e2343d888735a06b162d17_163d098ad9c8.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 161}