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my phone keeps trying to correcy "scared shitless" to "scared shirtless" and i actually think that's lowkey funnier than the...

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valtsv:

my phone keeps trying to correcy “scared shitless” to “scared shirtless” and i actually think that’s lowkey funnier than the original

tags from @/mahgck that say *SEES A BIG MONSTER* *MY GINORMOUS BAHONKAS BREAST OUT OF MY SHIRT BOOBILY*ALT