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angelofthemornings-deactivated2:

If you’re ever in a cave and have the opportunity to get on a boat and go down a subterranean river, do that. You’re gonna be different after

Also if your guide is real cool they’ll shut off your lights for a minute so you can experience absolute darkness. This will also make you different after

If shepherding people out of this world is anything like that I may have a fulfilling career path to consider

I don’t know what to do about this guy though

you

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