{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Reporting someone's white collar crimes to the FBI is like the definitional opposite of vigilante shit, Taylor.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/708195228182544384/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/708189888080658433/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Reporting someone&rsquo;s white collar crimes to the FBI is like the <i>definitional</i> opposite of vigilante shit, Taylor.</p></blockquote>\n<p>See, the real trick is what if it&rsquo;s a deposit in the favor bank with white-collar prosecutors, to get &ldquo;you could turn in evidence of his fraud&rdquo; on the nation&rsquo;s jilted exes&rsquo; mind, so she&rsquo;ll be popular with them and no one will dare try to make a name for themselves going after her \u2013 her dad was a financial advisor, at least her residence-hopping smells like tax avoidance, I&rsquo;m sure her fortune&rsquo;s structured in ways that are at least challenge<i>able</i>.</p>"}