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Reporting someone's white collar crimes to the FBI is like the definitional opposite of vigilante shit, Taylor.

kontextmaschine:

Reporting someone’s white collar crimes to the FBI is like the definitional opposite of vigilante shit, Taylor.

See, the real trick is what if it’s a deposit in the favor bank with white-collar prosecutors, to get “you could turn in evidence of his fraud” on the nation’s jilted exes’ mind, so she’ll be popular with them and no one will dare try to make a name for themselves going after her – her dad was a financial advisor, at least her residence-hopping smells like tax avoidance, I’m sure her fortune’s structured in ways that are at least challengeable.

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