{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "This site is such a preschool simulator you\u2019ll meet someone and be like \u2018wow we played toys together for 5 minutes and now we\u2019re...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/708117557857632256/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://cctinsleybaxter.tumblr.com/post/707460758000304128\" target=\"_blank\">cctinsleybaxter</a>:</p><blockquote><p>This site is such a preschool simulator you\u2019ll meet someone and be like \u2018wow we played toys together for 5 minutes and now we\u2019re making friendship bracelets\u2019 and then you\u2019ll meet someone else and be like \u2018hm i\u2019ve never hit someone with a plastic dump truck before. i think i might like to try it.\u2019 </p></blockquote>"}