{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!\nguy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i\u2019m peeing...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/708116755680231424/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://foreveriallyzombified.tumblr.com/post/707513244778184704/guy-at-urinal-ahhhh-ahhhhhhhugggghhh-guy-next\" target=\"_blank\">foreveriallyzombified</a>:</p><blockquote><p>guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!</p><p>guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i\u2019m peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah. The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he\u2019s peeing too. Yeah. Peeing so hard he\u2019s screaming</p></blockquote>"}