{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Tryna catch the eyes of the 50yo doing the sad evaluative walk around the bar at midnight:40 but I suspect he's straight", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/707769707128832000/", "html": "<p>Tryna catch the eyes of the 50yo doing the sad evaluative walk around the bar at midnight:40 but I suspect he&rsquo;s straight </p>"}