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from @CodyAJSimpson

I was Lt. Columbo for some thing in 5th grade where we all came in in the evening to put on little skits for parents about various curricular stuff. I was really the murder mystery frame story, I guess it was totally playing to the boomer parents which reasonable, I had no idea who he was but got his mannerisms from a few VHS tapes I was lent. I remember some girl was Eartha Kitt doing “I Feel The Earth Move” for plate tectonics. My cigar was a roll of tan construction paper stuffed with brown shreds.