{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "One of my more deranged fantasies is to unicorn for a couple then have them break up over it halfway through. I don't get off to...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/707198424083234817/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/aorish-deactivated20251222/707198129164992512\" target=\"_blank\">aorish-deactivated20251222</a>:</p><blockquote><p>One of my more deranged fantasies is to unicorn for a couple then have them break up over it halfway through. I don&rsquo;t get off to this idea or anything, pretty sure it would kill the mood even. I just think it&rsquo;d be funny, an experience to have had, etc</p></blockquote>"}