shrine to the prophet of americana

One of my more deranged fantasies is to unicorn for a couple then have them break up over it halfway through. I don't get off to...

aorish-deactivated20251222:

One of my more deranged fantasies is to unicorn for a couple then have them break up over it halfway through. I don’t get off to this idea or anything, pretty sure it would kill the mood even. I just think it’d be funny, an experience to have had, etc