argumate:

argumate:

argumate:

you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, so was I, that’s how we met

both of us were paying our way through blade school

we weren’t partying exactly, just serving drinks

Something that threw me off knowing The Locked Tomb’s reputation was that the pun lines were delivered straight, like the “studied the blade” bit was actually in the context of Gideon’s swordsmanship training