{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "you broke bitches dumb as fuck\ud83d\ude44\ud83d\ude44they got money like right here", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/706287912748269568/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://swarnpert.tumblr.com/post/620109110196781056\" target=\"_blank\">swarnpert</a>:</p><blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"4032\" data-orig-width=\"3024\"><img src=\"/media/40ee2633415a3d3666d00d9fa9308e7157bb5da6_d2736db9917e.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"4032\" data-orig-width=\"3024\" srcset=\"/media/52b36dc3a1b3b908c1f6305fa4d1cc494b30416f_185631cd032d.jpg 75w, /media/e4c357cb5fadd8c26abd622f996801d089e06365_2487623fc959.jpg 100w, /media/9621769160dc82db1f8e94a69b824336ffa309bc_9070123d9911.jpg 250w, /media/dc4476e7bc91e96dbefd7ed7d6db9fe2426b46c1_1fe49e390e8d.jpg 400w, /media/027a82584c3af992c1b1fab37a96f8c671404883_495bd7fced7a.jpg 500w, /media/ea833a32dedf9fd8c47e76d0293d8ecf8320c410_717d8ff687af.jpg 540w, /media/40ee2633415a3d3666d00d9fa9308e7157bb5da6_d2736db9917e.jpg 640w, /media/52e42c7deb9fe88b6539847f5f2ac20f32c8399a_cf7e5cd878cc.jpg 1280w, /media/f3ea94e0f5c8ba482b61cf01f50305284f334680_a3c406af73e5.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div><p>you broke bitches dumb as fuck\ud83d\ude44\ud83d\ude44they got money like right here</p></blockquote>\n<p>Apparently it was a Ponzi scheme framed as an alternative investment brokerage, but this would be an amazing name for a legit bond salesman</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/40ee2633415a3d3666d00d9fa9308e7157bb5da6_d2736db9917e.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 853}