{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Picturing a world with an Unreal Tournament/Halo style announcer, the OSHA guy hustling over worried because he heard it go...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/705818023653670912/", "html": "<p>Picturing a world with an Unreal Tournament/Halo style announcer, the OSHA guy hustling over worried because he heard it go &ldquo;<i><b>Decapitation!</b></i>&rdquo;</p>"}