{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Do you like her on top, in front, or underneath?", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/705395811242115072/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>theresponseblog</strong> asked: <p>Do you like her on top, in front, or underneath?</p></div>\n<p>I&rsquo;m not even sure with the new personality but there was one moment with my first college girlfriend in bed when she was like &ldquo;\u2026wait, are we competing to be on the bottom?&rdquo; that was really the thesis statement for that relationship</p>"}