{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "FACT:\u00a0When an asexual and a pansexual touch each other, skin to skin, their bodies merge into an all-powerful immortal being and...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/70472004956/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://acancersspeech.tumblr.com/post/70469145175/mastermctrollington-tenfootpolesociety\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">acancersspeech</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://mastermctrollington.tumblr.com/post/70202135433/tenfootpolesociety-fact-when-an-asexual-and-a\" target=\"_blank\">mastermctrollington</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://tenfootpolesociety.tumblr.com/post/70161929382/fact-when-an-asexual-and-a-pansexual-touch-each\" target=\"_blank\">tenfootpolesociety</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>FACT:\u00a0</strong>When an asexual and a pansexual touch each other, skin to skin, their bodies merge into an all-powerful immortal being and they become a new god.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>is this evangelion</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>Fuckin-</p></blockquote>"}