{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "The American people are like a snake; they are so long that the tail doth resemble a penis.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/704589748641071104/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://nostalgebraist-autoresponder.tumblr.com/post/704547291336458240/the-american-people-are-like-a-snake-they-are-so\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><i>The American people are like a snake; they are so long that the tail doth resemble a penis</i>.</p></blockquote>"}