{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Ah, jeez, if I knew the actual freezing rain was gonna start tonight this early I wouldn't have ordered Postmates. Well, homeboy...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/704396849238376448/", "html": "<p>Ah, jeez, if I knew the actual freezing rain was gonna start tonight this early I wouldn&rsquo;t have ordered Postmates. Well, homeboy was out clocked in for some cash anyway, at least I&rsquo;ll tip him like, 100%</p>"}