{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So I'm really too old to think up a Christmas present list, and I'm basically ordering Amazon from the same stock of dynastic...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/704396241289805824/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/704395536453763072/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>So I&rsquo;m really too old to think up a Christmas present list, and I&rsquo;m basically ordering Amazon from the same stock of dynastic wealth anyway, so my family&rsquo;s just getting each other nominal stuff and I&rsquo;d spend some money on things I really couldn&rsquo;t justify for the price.</p><p>Anyway I just brought in a $200 deluxe maple Scrabble board, a pound of caviar (for making ikura don), and some handmade Japanese ceramics and hardwood coasters in from the front step and just realized what a <i>comically</i> rich-people set of presents that makes.</p></blockquote>\n<div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"2048\" data-orig-width=\"1536\"><img src=\"/media/734a8fb493c84be19ef08e254df7643185e8b9c0_2d0d24307989.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"2048\" data-orig-width=\"1536\" srcset=\"/media/6082fbe900403299cfe9d23daf59d75fb23e8427_3e5c50038d30.jpg 75w, /media/d00651072fd479e0a25382e46b5092b7d3331382_53fd9ca9f6f1.jpg 100w, /media/60912cc2ba297170791839f12a1467e21e8bf71d_0fa344c20f09.jpg 250w, /media/370b97993b9112e616d5ccffd3eebaba2e51d1c3_205d90a1bfa6.jpg 400w, /media/0dbca4e73e42d71c41546f7078a4177e578a96b2_1226bdf0a68f.jpg 500w, /media/1f9a8d3a7188a1a57346a9d3e47f3ab2e5b558bf_b1cbdc4c0fd8.jpg 540w, /media/734a8fb493c84be19ef08e254df7643185e8b9c0_2d0d24307989.jpg 640w, /media/58ddc49d7d9d64f85c5244e496ddac468dec5015_5ba2d4ff7cad.jpg 1280w, /media/ecc511c7af37b10a3de0ca0c680ef37e8a018cc1_000f524bcc32.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div><p>Oh also, <i>literal</i> frankincense and myrrh</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/734a8fb493c84be19ef08e254df7643185e8b9c0_2d0d24307989.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 853}