{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Haha okay, just had a sort of waking dream that my husband had taken to wearing socks with treads around the pool, and I was...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/704331621898321920/", "html": "<p>Haha okay, just had a sort of waking dream that my husband had taken to wearing socks with treads around the pool, and I was fascinated with how this was like the <i>exact</i> opposite of flip-flops as pool-appropriate footwear.</p><p>I don&rsquo;t have a husband or a pool, obviously. I suppose that&rsquo;s at least a <b>novel</b> appearance of grippy socks in someone&rsquo;s mental breakdown, though.</p><p>Fuck this, I&rsquo;m just gonna go to bed.</p>"}