{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So now that she's written a best-selling, award-winning memoir, Jennette McCurdy no longer fits the criteria for my \"no...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/703479265464811520/", "html": "<p>So now that she&rsquo;s written a best-selling, award-winning memoir, Jennette McCurdy no longer fits the criteria for my &ldquo;no discourse valence, only fulfills the traditional role of you wanting to fuck them&rdquo; celebrity slot, any suggestions for a replacement?</p>"}