shrine to the prophet of americana

headcanon: Joseph Smith discovered a more efficient means of extracting mana, the LDS Church drew down the reserves of the...

headcanon: Joseph Smith discovered a more efficient means of extracting mana, the LDS Church drew down the reserves of the Burned-Over District and then (with the Azusa Street Revival, Taos mystics, and LA neospiritualists) drained the American Southwest and now is powered mostly by the extensive reserves of the Pacific islands