{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "One time when I was playing minecraft, in order to justify stealing a village's crops all the time I decided to build a house...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/703468754145869824/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://thepleasuregoblin.tumblr.com/post/689954943716802560/one-time-when-i-was-playing-minecraft-in-order-to\" target=\"_blank\">thepleasuregoblin</a>:</p><blockquote><p>One time when I was playing minecraft, in order to justify stealing a village&rsquo;s crops all the time I decided to build a house near them, and spend a lot of my time improving the village and defending the villagers from monsters. took me a while to realize I had accidentally become a feudal lord</p></blockquote>"}