{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "girl: oh my god... i'm so wet\nme: sorry. i can't do this. i thought you would be creepy", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/703425116057550848/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://unclefather.tumblr.com/post/703401617568022529/girl-oh-my-god-im-so-wet-me-sorry-i-cant\" target=\"_blank\">unclefather</a>:</p><blockquote><p>girl: oh my god&hellip; i&rsquo;m so wet</p><p>me: sorry. i can&rsquo;t do this. i thought you would be creepy</p></blockquote>"}