{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/702215497381462016/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://sapphling.tumblr.com/post/701671874728542208/did-you-guys-know-that-people-ship-the-real-life\" target=\"_blank\">sapphling</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://sapphling.tumblr.com/post/688731597756907520/i-am-not-trying-to-trick-you-into-putting-a-leash\" target=\"_blank\">sapphling</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you&rsquo;d be able to see that</p></blockquote><p>did you guys know that people ship the real life white boys who drive nascars because i didn\u2019t until somebody reblogged this with that added</p></blockquote>"}