{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/702128607704858624/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://legendofthehiddenbbc.tumblr.com/post/699382571622072320/roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it-revolutionarytea\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">legendofthehiddenbbc</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"https://roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it.tumblr.com/post/697432917949939712/revolutionarytea-propalitet-fathers-casually\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"https://revolutionarytea.tumblr.com/post/687449653775646720/propalitet-fathers-casually-dropping-the-craziest\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">revolutionarytea</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"https://propalitet.tumblr.com/post/684767965058678784/fathers-casually-dropping-the-craziest-lore-of\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">propalitet</a>:</p><blockquote><p>fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation</p></blockquote>\n<p>My brother and I trying to piece together our dad\u2019s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again</p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"768\" data-orig-width=\"1024\"><img src=\"/media/f27dfc30fa5847fb9758b9157ec1aeb3af07326b_9ff4345152e4.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"768\" data-orig-width=\"1024\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<p>When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were \u201cI told them they shouldn\u2019t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they\u2019re paying now\u201d and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means</p></blockquote>\n<p>My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, \u201cOh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she\u2019ll be fine.\u201d Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph. </p><p>No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid. </p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/f27dfc30fa5847fb9758b9157ec1aeb3af07326b_9ff4345152e4.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 405}