{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Dat short-cropped black-dyed-bright-blonde curly hair and chinstrap that only ever means \"bisexual\"\nOh god, I just realized that...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/702054165211398144/", "html": "<p>Dat short-cropped black-dyed-bright-blonde curly hair and chinstrap that only ever means &ldquo;bisexual&rdquo;</p><p>Oh god, I just realized that means I can pitch myself to him and the trailing girl as a unicorn</p>"}