{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Got a thing of \"Gun Oil\", which seemed well recommended as lube for gay sex, only with the echo effects limiting strength in my...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/701973611500732416/", "html": "<p>Got a thing of &ldquo;<a href=\"https://href.li/?https://www.gunoil.com\" target=\"_blank\">Gun Oil</a>&rdquo;, which seemed well recommended as lube for gay sex, only with the echo effects limiting strength in my hands and forearms I can&rsquo;t grip and twist the top hard enough to break the seal and open it, which is hilariously on-brand for such a male-marked product </p>"}