{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Oh, Jesus, the inability to stand from sitting on the floor except by long, involved processes using muscles that start to cramp...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/701530024902279168/", "html": "<p>Oh, Jesus, the inability to stand from sitting on the floor except by long, involved processes using muscles that start to cramp after like a quarter-second. I hadn&rsquo;t realized that was a distinct <i>thing</i></p>"}