{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/701506138235142144/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://f3mboyfucker.tumblr.com/post/700680411875000320/c4liforniacation-cock-tumblr-is-basically-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">f3mboyfucker</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://c4liforniacation.tumblr.com/post/38151407590/cock-tumblr-is-basically-a-gay-bar-in-a-mental\" target=\"_blank\">c4liforniacation</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://cock.tumblr.com/post/38069779860/tumblr-is-basically-a-gay-bar-in-a-mental\" target=\"_blank\">cock</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>who did you have to kill to get that URL</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n\n<p>this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock</p></blockquote>"}