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kontextmaschine:

Me: ah Jesus, my legs are hella sore from all that leaf gathering

Also Me: oh wait, I got a massage gun last week, didn’t I? ::turns on:: Ahhhhhhh

Me: See, this format isn’t purely for gags!

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Like, I just noticed the muscles in my arms are swollen hard, in a way that I know from experience will translate as muscle growth.

I was like, picking up leaves, and raking, and at most carrying the leafblower. I didn’t expect that to remotely count as a workout.

I cannot overstate the extent to which prior to Covid getting into my brain I was apparently playing “human” on Very Hard and switched to Easy.

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