{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/701224707322773504/", "html": "<img src=\"/media/tumblr_oye0tnURc41qckp4qo1_1280_7ba934d9b9ca.jpg\" />\n<p><a href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/gotterhag/700543435923472384/smallrat36wagon-theonion-knife-condemned-to\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">gotterhag</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"https://smallrat36wagon.tumblr.com/post/618620141559742464/theonion-knife-condemned-to-week-inside\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">smallrat36wagon</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/166785038547/knife-condemned-to-week-inside-saran-wrapped\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">theonion</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><h2><b><a href=\"https://www.theonion.com/knife-condemned-to-week-inside-saran-wrapped-brownie-pa-1819813371\" target=\"_blank\">Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan</a></b></h2></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>ugh this is so fucking sexy look at it there helpless</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>???? </p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_oye0tnURc41qckp4qo1_1280_7ba934d9b9ca.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 1280, "thumbnail_height": 970}