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discoursedrome:

centrally-unplanned:

discoursedrome:

I don’t give a shit about celebrity drama but I can’t claim it’s because I’m a more elevated person because I have exactly the same neurotic media-spectator mentality toward these organizational debacles. I’m so invested in my organizational debacle blorbos you guys

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