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onion-souls:

fenrissama:

onion-souls:

Oh my God, people have been trying to educate the Cybersmith about dinosaurs in the notes on my post for like a week now, as if they aren’t an easily-deflected force hurling towards an unmovable object

So how’s it feel knowing The Human Pet Guy is all up in your notes?

He’s dumb, he shits everywhere, he occasionally drags home a funny present, and we love him for it. Irony of irony, he is our human pet guy

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