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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection\u00a0

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Hey there guys. It\u2019s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There\u2019s been a lot of people on this site lately being like \u201coooh no don\u2019t make viral uwu I\u2019m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can\u2019t handle 10k reblogs\u201d well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I\u2019m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it\u2019d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting \u201cfamous tumblr popcorn post\u201d on the list

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