{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "tumblr is gonna make more money off blaze, checkmarks, crabs, and shoelaces than it has under verizon and yahoo combined all...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/700691804412166144/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://bisquid.tumblr.com/post/700640722855034880\" target=\"_blank\">bisquid</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://wondersmith-and-sons.tumblr.com/post/700629814293463040/tumblr-is-gonna-make-more-money-off-blaze\" target=\"_blank\">wondersmith-and-sons</a>:</p><blockquote><p>tumblr is gonna make more money off blaze, checkmarks, crabs, and shoelaces than it has under verizon and yahoo combined all because the users here have a sense of humour incomprehensible to most of civilisation. this website would spit on you before it&rsquo;ll buy something from an ad but by GOD does it know how to spend money on bullhit</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1331\" data-orig-width=\"1170\"><img src=\"/media/e0adf4ed47d5bdbee724a0329d68a62abb39169e_e4888eb1ed5b.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1331\" data-orig-width=\"1170\" srcset=\"/media/fe92b1d0d9912490f44ddd80cec279e3a00f7562_2d0849f7f249.jpg 75w, /media/a6d626d888f794091b42dbb40cd75f1c8634bde9_fc49a8ab2dd7.jpg 100w, /media/d6c7f8aa661963b69d79e00113fe34074402bd04_9e38ed2d3187.jpg 250w, /media/14b69806f9bfd5e232798df5f6001c0dc4bfcba8_0ed01e41d521.jpg 400w, /media/5289159027d8b67f4419cb2bd0772e5f3ec8d0ea_7ee54ff77aff.jpg 500w, /media/c3e6a224b5ff07221ce7b6b82a6699667f2325f7_025878bc6b76.jpg 540w, /media/e0adf4ed47d5bdbee724a0329d68a62abb39169e_e4888eb1ed5b.jpg 640w, /media/32d793de14a864dc755084241d729495d18c3fc6_7a0a9a7a53d8.jpg 1170w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1170px) 100vw, 1170px\"/></figure></div></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/e0adf4ed47d5bdbee724a0329d68a62abb39169e_e4888eb1ed5b.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 728}