{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Cats can hold their piss for a long time, that's why you can just put them in a carrier on a half-day flight; they're...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/700625472387678208/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://barryogg.tumblr.com/post/700625065931390976/imagine-a-cat-got-a-job-at-a-human-institutio\" target=\"_blank\">barryogg</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/700622391471194112/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Cats can hold their piss for a long time, that&rsquo;s why you can just put them in a carrier on a half-day flight; they&rsquo;re ancestrally desert animals and their piss smells so bad because they <i>hyper</i>concentrate urea so they can lose a minimum of water disposing of it.</p></blockquote><p>Imagine a cat got a job at a human institutio&ndash;</p></blockquote>"}