{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Have you considered a robot vacuum? They keep your floors cleanish longer between in-depth cleanings and force you to keep stuff...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/700573611966316544/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>Have you considered a robot vacuum? They keep your floors cleanish longer between in-depth cleanings and force you to keep stuff where it belongs instead of on the floor. Also they're a symbol of how society no longer approves of hiring live-in servants, yet desires the luxury of outsourcing chores to lesser beings (and who is lesser than a robot?). They come with charging stations that suck out the dust now.</p></div>\n<p>Oh I don&rsquo;t <i>mind</i> vacuuming, it&rsquo;s just that my old one broke while my mind was gone and so not up to any level of forward planning I just stopped for 2 years and kind of forgot why</p>"}